There was drama today as:
A radical wing of barred owls
taunted neighborhood dogs.
Budget concerns loomed
over infrastructure improvement projects.
A gang of puppies launched
a failed assault on a nearby food pantry.
Peace talks between cardinal and finch
began over the sunflower feeder.
A fire was contained by a tire rim
on the back lawn of the yellow house.
Tune in tomorrow as we consider
never tuning in again.