Blurple blurp blurple blurp.
Kapow! Crash! Splash!
The ocean is on fire. There’s fire in the ocean.
Whoomp whoomp thump
thumping under our feet.
Know what that is? booms Capt’n Shane.
That’s baby earth aiming for the mainland, baby.
Our boat got in the way.
Ch-chew ch-chew ch-chew, the cameras spit
through a steady steam of Ohhhs, wows, OH MY GODs
as our sizzling senses scream.
There’s fire in the ocean. The ocean is on fire.